Score: 1

"I want the 10 minutes it spent loading back."

submission: Yiff II

date: August 6, 2008

This was not worth the 10MB. Trim your damn music, it made the file huge! On that note, the music was the best part of it. That's not opinion, that's fact: every song used in this flash was rated 4+ when the flash itself was 1.38.
Okay, constructive criticism: STOP POSTING SPAM FLASH! Having 372 submissions is useless when they're all rated 0-2. It's well animated spam flash, but spam flash nonetheless.

As a furry I don't find this offensive, it's just plain bad flash. As a musician I feel you've raped my music. Give it back, I want to put it in therapy now. I don't mind satirising furries as long as it's actually funny, however, Legolas with a penis sword and Vladimir Putin with a tail announcing that he is going to nuke the world is not funny (unless you have Attention-Deficit-Look-At-The-Birdie.
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Oh, and a reply of "too long, didn't read", "tl;dr" or anything else to that effect will pretty much confirm your total lack of an attention span.

Score: 8

"Advance Wars Tank, nice..."

submission: Cursor Thief Episode 2

date: June 8, 2008

Still coulda used some sound effects though. :C

Score: 5

"Wait, what?"

submission: SONIC 2008

date: April 17, 2008

The start showed promise, the end was just horrible. Judging from your other responses I think you should either get some follow-through or work on better shorts.

Score: 6

"Eww"

submission: spongebob n hitler hentai

date: March 26, 2008

The hitler/spongebob song was cool, but my God... disgusting animation. I am thoroughly disturbed : D

Score: 1

"Yes, here's a review."

submission: Tom Fulp:DAI493+D 009

date: February 18, 2008

I gotta say, for someone who is against spam flash, why are you contributing to it? This is just... pictures moving around with some music. Effort plz.

Score: 4

"Ehhh..."

submission: CleverBeaver vs. BandBear

date: February 18, 2008

As a short piece of flash it's not bad. However, you're missing a little thing called a plot. This is just an animation loop to Iron Maiden, it gets really old really fast. Sorry, that's just what it is.

Score: 5

"Like that other guy, wth....."

submission: WSE001 Doggy likes 2 play

date: February 18, 2008

As a flash, it's not bad, it's more than the bog standard preloader+stickmen or warped images, but I must say it was rather weird. It had a touch of the arthouse about it.

Score: 5

"Okay"

submission: Life FBF

date: February 6, 2008

Hey, I'm that guy, from school... you know... the one who was in TY last time you looked. Karl told me you were on here.

Nice idea, but it's quite rough and has no sound... but hey, for a first flash, goin good.

Score: 5

"Reason is required here."

submission: Animal Rights Collab

date: December 27, 2007

I'm not going to talk to you about your flash, it sucked. Your logic is what gets the 5/10. Yes, animal rights is a worthy cause, but there is such a thing as taking it too far. Even if we remove ourselves from any impact we have on animals, they are still going to carry on eating each other. There's nothing you can do to change that.

No, animals are not there for human use, of course not. I'm against fur, I'm against animal testing, because they are unnatural practices. But if humans leave animals be altogether as you're suggesting, we'd be neglecting our responsibilities as part of an ecosystem. Some people's minds you're just not going to change, they are going to keep eating meat regardless of what you say or do. People eat cows, pigs and sheep because they are prey animals. Other animals, predators like wolves and bears, eat them aswell. The only difference is that humans farm prey animals to make hunting immeasurably easier. Yes, to you that probably sounds horrible.

Idealism is good when it's realistic, but you just can't change a basic law of biology. You can't level the food chain, it's just not going to happen. Predators and prey will exist as long as animals exist. And as much as it pains you, humans are omnivores. You can be a vegan if you want, that's perfectly fine, but however much you argue, however much you protest, however much you explain the horrors of eating meat, you are not going to change a thing. I'm sorry, that's just the way it works.

If it's any consolation, you can still try and lobby against fur, animal testing and inhumane meat production practices. But campaigning against meat and leather won't attract any public support.

Score: 8

"Comment! XD"

submission: SquirrelPants

date: December 10, 2007

Nice flash, but I do not want to know what goes on inside your head o_O